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      <title>4/28/12</title>
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      <dc:subject>This That &amp; The Other</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How can it be almost May already? we were just celebrating NYE!
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Oh well, my birthday month approaches...I dig.
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Last week Jen and I started Zumba, and we love it.
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I knew it would be hard, but I thought it wouldn&#8217;t be too bad, after all I consider myself gifted with rhythm.
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I was practically born Salsa dancing, I can Merengue...I got MOVES, so I thought!
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Silly girl, what an eye opener that first class was, sure it&#8217;s<i> like</i> dancing but also? not <i>like</i> dancing.
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There is a lot of ass shaking in a way I&#8217;ve never shaken it, ever!
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There is ass shaking while rotating the hips, again, in a different way...our instructor is amazing, and to see her move is inspiring.
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Jen and I keep telling ourselves and each other, we WILL do that soon...and when I learn the moves...I will be doing them all day, no matter where I am.
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Grocery store? post office? yep ZUMBA down the isle baby.
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I went twice last week, and would have gone more if the hours had worked out. I&#8217;m hooked.
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I see why people get addicted, I&#8217;m a little late getting on the train, but I&#8217;m on baby...I am ON!
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      <title>4/24/12</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I must buy shoe polish, and keep it in my car...it would make me feel so much better!
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I should really do this some time, because we have the nosiest man on earth as a neighbor, this guy is unbelievable, I&#8217;d love to give him a scare.
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I am juggling a lot these days.
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I don&#8217;t cook, don&#8217;t have a baby, but...I have countless things on my to-do list, and no idea when I will have time to get them done...I need at least 30 extra hours a week, and 10 of those, I&#8217;d spend catching up on my sleep.
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<p>
Pinterest, a busy<strike> lazy</strike> bloggers best friend.
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      <dc:date>2012-04-24T15:20:03-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>2/19/12</title>
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      <dc:subject>This That &amp; The Other</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a totally ME day, and it feels so good!
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It started with sleeping late, then taking my time getting ready which felt like a luxury, I&#8217;m always rushing to get out the door, but not today.
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I sipped my coffee, read Post Secret and read the paper.
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<p>
I met Jen for a Spa day, we had not been able to get together for a couple of months, so this was a big treat, I love girl time.
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We had a great relaxing time, and worked out our Abs laughing hysterically, 4 hours of being pampered followed by lunch and more laughs...can&#8217;t beat that.
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Now I&#8217;m home alone, watching junk on T.V and waiting for JR to be home, me time is great but...I do miss my baby.
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Here&#8217;s to a great week, I&#8217;m off to a good start.
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      <dc:date>2012-02-19T23:08:42-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>2/10/12</title>
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      <dc:subject>This That &amp; The Other</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Putting me in charge of the company&#8217;s social media, is like giving the keys to the asylum to the patients.
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*giggle-snort*
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      <dc:date>2012-02-10T15:23:33-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Flashback</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night I was going through a magazine I got in the mail, I saw something that made me go find my phone so I could send a picture to Misty, Smizzo and Friglet
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Our beloved Palm Treo...that was the shit back then.
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It made me think about all of the other cell phones I had before, and of course I thought of my very first one:
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Not only was that thing huge by today&#8217;s standards, but it was so heavy! not comfortable against your ear either, which was a good thing since I believe I got 100 free minutes and each additional minute was 40 cents, that was 1996 and we&#8217;ve come a long way baby!
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Before cell phones, we had pagers. I had one of these first:
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It was always clipped to the side of my purse, I think I paid $20 a month for that.
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The thing I remember most was trying to decipher messages on it, since it was numeric only, people got clever, and would send something like: 456838 and you&#8217;d have to look at your phone, and figure it out...that was iloveu by the way:)
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Soon pagers became more advanced and I got one of these: 
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It was a lot lighter and the screen was much bigger.
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The ultimate was when alpha-numeric pagers came out:
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They were the size of a VCR and weighed as much. To get a message to someone you&#8217;d have to call the special number for the pager company, and operator would answer, you&#8217;d give her the pager number and the message, she would type it and send it.
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Crazy!
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I&#8217;m off to dry hump my Blackberry.
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      <dc:date>2012-01-27T15:02:12-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>That&#8217;s What She Said!</title>
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      <dc:subject>This That &amp; The Other</dc:subject>
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I love that, just loooove it! that phrase, when done correctly, amuses me to no end.
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Because you know, I&#8217;m a 10 year old boy inside.
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I surround myself with equally juvenile people.
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Obviously...here are the comments from Misty and Friglet, when I wrote about getting a new bed a few posts back:
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Misty: So what the hell kind of bed is it?&nbsp; And why did you need a new one freak?
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Friglet: Did you wear out your old bed with &#8220;Dark Time&#8221;?
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To answer Misty&#8217;s question, we got<a href="http://www.mattressfirm.com/Simmons-Beautyrest-Roosevelt-15-Pillow-Top-P233.aspx" title=" this"> this</a> bed, in a King that is so tall that I almost need a boost to get in it, with me being 5&#8217; 1&#8221;...it&#8217;s kind of like mounting a horse..."That&#8217;s what she said&#8221; 
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      <dc:date>2012-01-13T14:58:09-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>*Crickets*</title>
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      <dc:subject>This That &amp; The Other</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday morning I <strike>busted my ass</strike> took a little tiny spill, and when I did my Blackberry took a swim.
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In my head it happened in slow motion, but that&#8217;s not how it went down, that sucker flew out of my hand and sank into a huge puddle like a rock in 1/2 a second.
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I was too busy to worry about it yesterday, I was bogged down with work. 
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Once I got ready to leave the office it was a different story.
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What if I ran out of gas? I had a full tank.
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What if I needed to call JR? I had just talked to him.
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What if I had an accident? *knock on wood*
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The big question and the reality is, what if I got BORED? 
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If there&#8217;s nothing good on the radio, and if I&#8217;ve forgotten my iPod, or it has fallen under my seat again...then what? I call people.
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JR is my usual <strike> victim</strike> pick, if he&#8217;s not available I call my cousin or anyone else I can think of at the time.
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You&#8217;d think that after a day at work being bombarded with emails, and <strike>reading blogs, tweets, Facebook</strike> other stuff (yes, I love me some <strike>STRIKE</strike>) I would welcome a quiet ride home, but no.
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I made it home with little consequence.
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Once there I was alright, except when it came time to check, double check and triple check that my alarm was set. 
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Insert much whining here..."Honaaaayyy...how am I going to waaaaake uuuuuup???? OMGeeeeee!!!!!&#8221;
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He said he&#8217;d set his phone for me too.
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O.K.
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I woke up once during the night, but I don&#8217;t know what time it was, because my phone was not there, next to me...and I can&#8217;t see the alarm clock from my bed...because I&#8217;m blind as a bat...which is why I NEED my phone on the night stand!
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I don&#8217;t know, the replacement is supposed to arrive tomorrow. 
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Have you ever had a phone actually arrive when they promised? yeah...me either.
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What usually happens is, the guy who always leaves the packages on the porch, you know like my new $$$$$ laptop, or a frozen kidney to transplant or something, decides that he needs a SIGNATURE...because OMG it&#8217;s coming from Sp*int...it must be very expensive and important.
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I&#8217;ve driven an hour to pick up a cell phone from the UPS office before, and chased down my female-man too...for a CELL phone! 
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Can you imagine the lengths I will go to for my beloved alarm clock/security blanket/entertainment center/BFF???
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This could get ugly.
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I might need to stay home tomorrow...I feel a virus coming on.
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      <dc:date>2012-01-10T18:01:13-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>1/6/12</title>
      <link>http://www.sassyboots.org/index.php/weblog/comments/1_6_12/</link>
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      <dc:subject>This That &amp; The Other</dc:subject>
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Can I just say that I have so much work to do today, that I am too overwhelmed about where to start...so I decided to blog, and log onto Pinterest.
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That&#8217;s how I deal with deadlines, don&#8217;t judge.
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Four cups of coffee rapidly downed, and I still don&#8217;t feel 100% awake. I blame our new bed, the most amazingly comfy and delicious bed I&#8217;ve ever laid on, I just never want to get out of it...ever.
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I think about it off and on all day, I can&#8217;t wait to get home and get in it!
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We haven&#8217;t made the bed since the first day we got it, that was NYE.
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Obsessed, I am.
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Why did I just go into Yoda talk?
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Hmmm...back to work I must go.
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      <dc:date>2012-01-06T14:57:07-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>01/01/2012</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JR and I spent NYE with friends, met some new ones and had great time, goodbye 2011.
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I&#8217;m not sad to see the year end, it was not the best although some great things came along, I&#8217;m looking forward to a fresh start.
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I don&#8217;t make resolutions, but this year I&#8217;ve made myself the promise to be better.
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A better me, a better wife, mom, daughter and just love my family and friends differently, spend more time with those I love and value those relationships that I&#8217;ve been blessed to have.
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I&#8217;m going to treat myself better as well, I feel that&#8217;s the key to a happier me and those I love will benefit as well.
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I&#8217;m excited about the possibilities.
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Happy new year to all of you, my blog buddies...hope to see and read more of y&#8217;all in 2012
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      <dc:date>2012-01-02T01:33:02-06:00</dc:date>
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      <title>12/26/11</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m still in my pajamas, I&#8217;ve done a whole lot of nothing except eat the last 2 days, I&#8217;m watching Diners Drive Ins and Dives and thinking about Banana Pudding...again...I do believe this is what we call rock bottom.
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I&#8217;m blogging, that&#8217;s a positive thing, maybe I&#8217;m not too far gone.
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Christmas came and went, it amazes me how fast it&#8217;s over each year. We spent time with both families over the weekend, ate too much and got way too much stuff, bring on 2012.
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We&#8217;re going to a NYE party...I hope I can fit into my clothes then, I feel so bloated and gross but yet, still thinking about some Banana Pudding, geez!
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      <dc:date>2011-12-26T23:11:36-06:00</dc:date>
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