For those 2 or 3 of you that watch RHONYC I’m throwing up a few bullets about the last 2 episodes.

*Luann-How funny that she claims to be an expert on class and wrote an etiquette book, but yet talks with her mouth full at every meal, gross.
*Kelly-Who cares and why is she on the show? she adds nothing to it at all.
*Alex and Simon- Not shocked to find out they met on a “hook-up” site while looking for a one night stand, they are so oogie!
*Jill-I love her love her love her!
*Bethenny- My girl. She is beyond funny and I love her one-liners, she is Misty kind of funny which is a huge compliment.
*Ramona-She is SO high strung!
*Ramona pissing Luann off by saying she married a much OLDER man, she was just stating a fact and it is obvious that he is much older than Luann. Ramona apologized several times but The Discountess(Bethenny’s term) kept on bitching.
*Alex and Simon’s house- It is a shithole no matter how you slice it, the place should have been torn down a long time ago, and I can’t believe they live there with their 2 kids while the renovation is going on. Jill was right the place is a dump.
*Simon as an Author-OMG he is writing a book on child rearing? their kids are the biggest pains in the ass, rude and spoiled rotten. He’s delusional.
*Bethenny-I loved her pictures for the magazine, that girl has an outstanding body and although not what you’d call a “classic” beauty she is amazing looking. Luann’s comments about the re-touching were dripping with jealousy.

I love this show, it cannot compare to my love for the OC housewives but it’s a great appetizer before I can sink my teeth into another RHOC season.