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Dear Smizzo & Friglet,

Lately it has come to our (our = Misty & Monica) attention that you have been a couple of slack asses when it comes to updating your blogs and keeping us in the loop regarding what is going on in your lives.  Smizzo, we will admit, you have been better than Friglet, but seriously, a step above shit… well, it still smells like shit.  We have been in this thing for too long for you two to start getting all lazy on us.  I mean we are talking YEARS now.  We have put up with followed you through all your domain changes, we have shared WAY TOO MUCH TMI type information with you two, We have flown across the U.S. to meet you.  In a nutshell, we have invested quite a bit into this relationship we have, for you two to go and f*ck it all up.

Get off your asses and post.  Friglet - you owe us some information, get on it.  I think we can make it through this rough patch if you two start pulling your weight in this friendship.  I hope we don’t have to have this discussion again, or SO HELP US.

Love,
Misty & Monica

P.S. Seriously, we are not kidding - get on the ball or the rabbit gets it!