You know it’s going to be a great day when your day starts with crap, literally.
Sissy decided to poop in our bedroom and I was not awake enough to see it and I stepped on it.
I then put my panties on, not only backwards but inside out...I almost gave up right then and there.
Some days you should get to get back in bed and not have to do anything.
How nice would it be to call in “crappy”?
“Sorry EB I won’t be in today...why? oh I stepped in dog crap and put my panties on wrong...I know it’s bad...thanks, see you tomorrow”
I walked out of school today wondering why my polarized sunglasses were looking weird. I waved to all of my smiling coworkers and then drove home. When I got home and inside I took off my glasses to realize one of the lenses was missing. I rocked it looking like a geek! LOL