Hello. My name is Sassy and I’m addicted to long fingernails.
I can’t help it, I’m a Southern girl...the nails, the hair...it’s TRADITION!

Misty has referred to my nails as Talons...like I tell her, “Natural” is not for everyone, she is naturally a blond bombshell...me? not so much, actually not even close bud!

I have an important meeting today and I was obsessing about it last night, I BB IM’ed my bees and asked for advise on outfits, and then I took a pic of my hand and sent it to them. the caption was “Should I get a cut down before tomorrow’s meeting??”

I already KNEW Miss Misty would have something to say, and of course the other two did too...tough crowd I run with I’m telling you.

Misty : “I would...
Smizzo : Yeah, maybe just a tad, LMFAO!
Friglet : Ditto on the affirmative
Me : Dudes...I’m Jersey from the wrists down!
Misty : Or...leave them long and Sharpie in some matching eyebrows! Ha ha ha!
(This is NORTH Central Texas Misty, the Sharpie brows go on in *shiver*SOUTH Texas!)

This morning I filed my “Talons” down to a more professional BORING length, and when I finished my desk looked like a scene from “Less Than Zero”, and I just had to share.