A while back I wrote about our next door neighbors, they are much older than us and at first seemed like sweet people.

We soon found out that the husband “Bill” is a huge gossip hound and busybody who is in everybody’s business, he was a nice enough guy but seriously we don’t need to spend 30 minutes hearing about people 2 streets down from us and their problems, he bugs me.

Well a couple of months ago he stopped by to give JR an invite to a neighborhood men’s bible study he was starting, he also gave JR a tract and left.
The next day he came by and JR wasn’t home and when I told him that he said he’d come to invite us to his church, he said he’d noticed we were at home the previous Sunday when he left for church.
O.K buddy, first of all we HAVE a church that we attend and we love it, we go to the late service because I am LAZY and like to sleep in, I rather leisurely get up and get ready and be happy going to church than go early and bitch about it for an hour until my coffee kicks in.
Secondly, it’s none of your damn business what we do and where or when!
I very kindly told him that we are members of such and such church and we attend the LATE services...he looked like I had just told him I had a baby with Lucifer himself.
When he saw JR drive up he went outside to meet him...he asked JR to return the tract he’d given him, uhhhh WTH???
JR came in and asked if I’d seen it and I said no, we looked for it and decided we most likely threw it away.
O.K so that was probably not nice of us right? it’s not we did it in a mean spirited way just to be ugly, but Bill took it VERY personally apparently.
So now we are heathens in his eyes, and he has been rude since that day, he doesn’t speak to us at all which whatever, but Friday Bebe and I were sitting on the tailgate of my car waiting for JR to get home and the baby kept waving at him and saying “Hi” and the fucker did not even acknowledge him! That’s really crappy!
Who does that? he’s a baby! he can feel however he wants about us and we are OK with that, but don’t take it out on an innocent baby you big jerk!

It’s not like he’s the epitome of goodness and kindness, he’s a gossip! he walks the neighborhood talking to people and winning their trust until they confide in him, then he spreads their private business all over, he claims he is doing that so he can pray for them...yeah right, I am not buying his line of bullshit!
He needs to mind his own business and quit trying to dig up dirt on everyone.
He makes me sick, seriously. I’m so over his crap...freaking nosy Scooby Douche!