6/2/09

7.02.2009 • in the evening

When I’m bored I sometimes look at Real Estate listings just for fun, I love looking at how people decorate etc.
I run across some doozies, and not in a good way at all, I really can’t believe some people list their homes for sale and not bother to clean up or stage them to look better.

Feast your eyes on these and you’ll know what I mean, they need a visit from that HGTV show about home staging.

Sassy Boots Photo

Is this a crime scene? WTH is that on the wall? did the mauve chair bleed onto the wall?

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Nice fan huh? and is that thing in the corner a computer monitor??

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What caught my eye here is that it seems like the 2 chairs are posed so as to watch what’s going on in bed, do y’all get a voyeuristic vibe here too?

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The floor...the walls...scary.

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What is this poor chid’s name??  the letters are way too wonky, it took me a while to figure it out, maybe I’m just slow.

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This one is just TOO MUCH, too much shit everywhere, Liberace meets Home Interior.

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The waterbed is shag-adelic babeeeee!

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OMG the fan!!!!! ha ha ha!!

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I knew the name was Tatum...or was it atum or was it mutate..

When we bought this house, the master bedroom had Polynesian draperies, straw fans on the wall and one of those straw chairs you would see at the head of a polynesian/chinese restaurant table.  I am sure if someone came in now they would get dizzy from the stars and folk art.  To each his own I guess.  Oh, and that floor...I’d slip and break my ass!


comment by Chatty  on  07/02  at  12:05 PM

HOLY SHIT. Those are horrible.  I am laughing my ass off!!!  How many fake ferns can you have in one room?


comment by soapbox.SUPERSTAR  on  07/02  at  01:51 PM

ROFL!!! Great finds. Too funny. HAHAHAHA!


comment by The Bombshell  on  07/02  at  10:08 PM

I asked you not to put my house on the internet!


comment by Friglet  on  07/03  at  11:54 AM

See that oak tv thing in picture #1?  It’s VERY similar to the one I am replacing!  And my first computer was just like #2!  LMAO

#6 is killing me.  I can smell the dust just looking at that picture!


comment by Smizzo  on  07/06  at  08:17 AM

I look at listings regularly. How do these people expect to actually sell a house that looks like that?


comment by Shelly  on  07/06  at  10:48 AM

I always look at the real estate listing, but I’ve never seen anything as bad as these!  Why would you even let the realtor take pictures to post?  And if you were the realtor, how in the hell would you think that those picture would help clinch a sale?


comment by Dena  on  07/06  at  06:18 PM

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