When I’m bored I sometimes look at Real Estate listings just for fun, I love looking at how people decorate etc.
I run across some doozies, and not in a good way at all, I really can’t believe some people list their homes for sale and not bother to clean up or stage them to look better.
Feast your eyes on these and you’ll know what I mean, they need a visit from that HGTV show about home staging.

Is this a crime scene? WTH is that on the wall? did the mauve chair bleed onto the wall?

Nice fan huh? and is that thing in the corner a computer monitor??

What caught my eye here is that it seems like the 2 chairs are posed so as to watch what’s going on in bed, do y’all get a voyeuristic vibe here too?

The floor...the walls...scary.

What is this poor chid’s name?? the letters are way too wonky, it took me a while to figure it out, maybe I’m just slow.

This one is just TOO MUCH, too much shit everywhere, Liberace meets Home Interior.

The waterbed is shag-adelic babeeeee!

OMG the fan!!!!! ha ha ha!!









I knew the name was Tatum...or was it atum or was it mutate..
When we bought this house, the master bedroom had Polynesian draperies, straw fans on the wall and one of those straw chairs you would see at the head of a polynesian/chinese restaurant table. I am sure if someone came in now they would get dizzy from the stars and folk art. To each his own I guess. Oh, and that floor...I’d slip and break my ass!