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I broke up with a guy because he gave me a fake gold necklace with a fake pearl. Of course, I was in the first grade...that takes shallow to an entirely new level! LOL Now I buy my own jewelry! 
Well, most of it.
comment by Chatty on 05/15 at 06:36 AM
LMAO @ all of you!
I broke up with a guy once because he bought a license plate frame for his car that read, “Happiness is loving Smizzo.” I dumped him in the Naugles drive-thru. What a douche.
comment by Smizzo on 05/16 at 06:49 PM
LMAO! I totally know who Smizzo is talking about! Didn’t you friend him on facebook? LOL
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I can one-up you. I started dating a guy back in school days in the winter. He was fun, we partied, he was normal and was always dressed in jeans and a surf sweatshirt. First warm day of Spring, he came walking down the hallway at school in some shorty, corduroy, red, OP shorts, a hypercolor (remember those shirts that changed colors with temperature) Mickey Mouse turquoise t-shirt and some BIG OLE moon boot basketball shoes with shorty socks.
DONE. DONE DONE DONE! I DOVE into the girls bathroom so he would not see me, picked a fight with him on the phone that night and said “this just isn’t working - we fight too much” and ended it.
...and I WISH that was the only one.
I broke up with another guy at Christmas because I went out and bought him a damn $50 Stussy Sweatshirt and my friend told me that he had gotten me a ceramic bear from the dollar store that was holding a flag that said “I LOVE YOU BEARY MUCH” - I didn’t even want to be put in that awkward situation… so I ended it.
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