Lately I’ve noticed that I’m having trouble opening up my water bottles, when I’m home I’ll get JR to do his manly man duty and open them for me.
Today at work I almost KILLED my freaking hand on the stupid thing, you think I’m exaggerating? Look!

After I stopped bleeding...okay that is an exaggeration, I read the back of the bottle and seriously I don’t know when this bullshitery began but it needs to stop!

“Doing More With Less-First we reduced the amount of plastic in this bottle and then we TIGHTENED lightened the cap! This bottle and cap now contain an average of 40% less plastic-making it the lightest half-liter bottle we’ve ever produced. BE GREEN”

To top it off the bottle is paper thin, so I end up soaked once I finally get it open...I guess they intended that to happen to wash away the blood!!!!

I’m all for being green, but not when it turns my hand RED!

The bottle also urges us to recycle, I might need to email Ozarka and ask them if it’s okay to recycle their stupid bottles if they are bloody and have my epidermis attached to it!

I have a few minutes before RHONJ comes on, I am completely and shamelessly hooked on that show and I think I may like it better than RHOC, but that may be because the last OC season blew.

Anyway, so I decided to start riding a bike again after several years and of course because I am the most clumsy person evah I fell...the first time I got on...before I even left the house.
Oh the laughs I’ve provided for my family and friends, it was almost worth me busting my ass and scraping my knee...on the carpet...yeah.
I forgot how much fun a bike can be, the wind blowing through your hair, bugs doing the same, the bruises, scrapes and of course the soreness of your ass and hooha. OMG!
I’ve stuck to it though and it feels pretty good.

I keep forgetting to take pictures of the meals I’m cooking but I have stuck with that also, tonight I made brown rice for the first time and I actually loved it but man it took forever to cook, is there minute brown rice in a box??

I’m going to drag invite JR to the Farmer’s Market this weekend, I am missing my MIL’s garden veggies and the produce at the grocery store sucks this year and it’s so expensive, I was so discouraged trying to get tomatoes yesterday, they weren’t even red but some pinkish sickly looking color.

In other news I’m going to run AND finish a half marathon with Misty and Shelly in ***February MARCH, I am beyond excited about that and I can’t believe I just typed that...WTH has gotten into me?

What’s going on in your world? why aren’t y’all blogging??? stop slacking I need something to do at work people!

***Correction: March is when I’m doing the Half Marathon, as it was smartassedly pointed out by Misty in her comment.

I’ve been looking for a healthy salad dressing because I don’t like tangy lemony type things and don’t care much for vinegar either, Italian dressing? Blegh!
Doing some research on Sugar Busters I came across this
OHMYGOODNESSGRACIOUSME!!!!
I tried the Ranch last night and loved loved loved it, it tastes 100 times better than any fat-free or low-fat I’ve ever had before.
They even have chocolate syrup!
Did I forget to mention the best part? ZERO CALORIES ZERO FAT AND ZERO SUGAR!!!

Have any of you heard of Walden Farms or tried any of their products? I guess I live under a rock because it’s new to me and yet it was with the other dressing in my local grocery store.
I’m in love y’all!

I’ve got other things to blog about later, I just had to share this