
Someone around here is in dire need of a bushwacker...seriously and WTF people??!!!
1. I stopped reading Cosmo because I know it all now!
2. Naps have become my hobby
3. “Turn that crap down!”
4. I spend more time flossing and brushing than ever
5. Silver hair popping up in unbelievable numbers and places
6. Fiber has become my friend
7. “This world is going to hell in a handbasket!!”
8. Reading glasses have become an accessory
9. 60 seems YOUNG!
10. I can’t remember shit!
1. Raw Celery
2. Marshmallows
3. Pimento Cheese
4. Enchiladas
5. Italian Dressing
6. Pickles on Hamburgers
7. Blue Cheese anything
8. Artichokes
9. Radishes
10. Grits
I’m all about saving time and killing two or three birds with one stone, so I’m passing some info on to y’all.
Before you order your Snuggie, be sure you order other useful products from the same company.
Like the Topsy Turvy Tomato planter, put a couple up on your porch or balcony and watch your neighbors be envious!! Classy.

Have too many shoes? are you running out of space in your closet? get the Shoe Skirt
