Did anyone watch the last Girls Next Door episode?

Care to fill me in?
I don’t care enough to look it up or watch one of the 10 reruns this week, but I am nosy enough to want to know WTH happened with all that mess, at least what they want us to think happened, that whole thing is so bogus and we all KNOW that the Playboy mansion is basically a brothel where the girls get laid but the “Trick” does not.

All I know is I saw a bit of Bridget’s going away party, and Hef could BARELY hold up his Champagne glass to toast!!! I’m saying the man cannot hold up a few ounces of liquid...does he really expect us to believe, even a little bit, that he has sex with THREE women? Viagra or not? Seriously I would feel sorry for him if...wait no I would not and I don’t.

I have to go back to my thought of the Champagne glass, who does he think he’s kidding? in my opinion the glass was exhibit A that the whole “relationship” with the 3 girls is bullshit, because seriously and scientifically, if the man cannot hold a tiny glass...how in the hell would he even manage to...if he were to ever you know...have an erect penile part...he could not do much with it, and I really don’t know why I’m even giving this so much thought other that it’s been a hell of an effed up day around here.
In short, if you want me to believe that you were at any time able to have sex with the girls, I require visual evidence of such act Mr. Hefner, as much as the thought of geriatric relations frightens me, that is one thing I will have to see to believe.

So anyway, what happened?

Note to Misty: No I did not smoke anything today, I swear!

I’m going to regret hitting “submit” aren’t I?