Run, don’t walk to your ‘puter to order this!

Let me tell you a little something, I had pretty full eyebrows when I was younger but for some reason they got an attitude a couple of years ago and went all crazy on me, I tried tweezing/waxing them so they would be thinner and ended up looking like a bad drag queen.
So I let them fill in and just dealt with the unruliness, I tried everything and nothing kept them groomed.
Also...you young’uns be warned...your brows will turn SILVER as you age...yep, sorry to have to break it to y’all *snicker*.

Laura Geller’s magic in a wand is so awesome, not only will the clear gel tame your brows but the tint will match your natural eyebrows AND it will find every little one, even the invisible SILVER ones leaving you with some major asskicking brows.
I don’t leave home without this. evah!

I am this passionate about few things, this one is right up there with sex and cheesecake...yeah, I know!

1. Finish MIL’s scrapbook which I started 2 years ago.
2. Paint bathrooms again.
3. Put Grandson’s photo albums together.
4. Clean out my desk at home
5. Organize all drawers/cabinets/pantry
6. Do something about the freakin’ yard
7. Get our poor doggie groomed
8. Call, write and email people...for realsies this time!
9. Plan a vacation
10. Do 1-8 before #9.

It’s been a great week!!
I caught that wonderfully bitchin’ cold that’s going around, so awesome!
Don’t you love it when you blow your nose so much, that it starts to get all red and puffy and finally starts to crack?
I’ve never felt better!
My eyes are stuck together in the mornings and it takes lots of warm water to pry them open, and of course they are a beautiful shade of crimson once they open up.
I’ve never looked better!
My throat is all scratchy and it hurts to swallow(shut up Misty!)
I have that sexyass croaky frog in heat voice, JR can’t get enough of me whispering sweet nothings in his ear..."I need more medicine”
I’ve never felt more desirable!
*groan*

1. I left a message for JR on his voicemail this morning in my Rosie Perez voice and called him Mookie.
2. A co-worker giving one of our receptionist the nickname “Yoggi” because she “Picnics” at her desk all day.
3. Le Bebe(grandson) had his mom call me the other night, he said “Hi Nana” followed by lots of baby talk and then “Night Nana!!!”
4. Losing 4 lbs last week.
5. Waking up to JR laughing because I was moaning in my sleep...I was dreaming about chocolate cake!
6. Text messages, emails and IMs from The Bees (Friglet, Smizzo and Misty)
7. Getting a big bear hug from my Dad.
8. A co-worker’s big pregnant belly.
9. Sunshine and a cool breeze.
10. Making this list and being thankful for the little things that bring me happiness.

I’m having a hard time keeping myself awake today, my allergies are awful and I had to take a Benadryl on my way to work. I bet I looked like a junkie going through my purse looking for a fix.
I may have to close my door and snooze for a few minutes, I’m that miserable.

Enough whining...The weekend was great, I was off Thursday to run some errands and get my hair done and I’m always off on Fridays, so the weekend was extra long and extra good.
Thursday night JR brought our grandson over to spend the night, Friday he and I played and did very little else. The house was a wreck but I didn’t really care.
He went home Saturday morning because he had to go to a birthday party, I missed him as soon as he left. I’m in so much trouble when it comes to that boy, I can’t get enough.

Sunday I decided to do a little Spring cleaning in my closet, I put away all the “winter” clothes and shoes/boots. Out came the sandals and flips.
I finally got JR to clean out his closet too and we have a huge box of stuff to donate.

I did a little personal Spring cleaning or rather grooming also, I did the ole’ going to the GYN shaving of the legs etc. In cooler months I do a half ass quick shave, you know you just give it a quick run through with the razor not really caring if you get it all...You KNOW you do it too!
Anyway I plucked my brows and de-fuzzed the face also, while doing that I went a little crazy and careless and ended up cutting off about half of my eyelashes on one side, thank goodness it’s not too noticeable.

I’m on a cooking kick and I’ve made dinner 4 days in a row and counting, JR and The Girl don’t know what to think, I’m very proud of myself.
I’m off to read blogs and hope I don’t fall asleep on my keyboard.

For those 2 or 3 of you that watch RHONYC I’m throwing up a few bullets about the last 2 episodes.

*Luann-How funny that she claims to be an expert on class and wrote an etiquette book, but yet talks with her mouth full at every meal, gross.
*Kelly-Who cares and why is she on the show? she adds nothing to it at all.
*Alex and Simon- Not shocked to find out they met on a “hook-up” site while looking for a one night stand, they are so oogie!
*Jill-I love her love her love her!
*Bethenny- My girl. She is beyond funny and I love her one-liners, she is Misty kind of funny which is a huge compliment.
*Ramona-She is SO high strung!
*Ramona pissing Luann off by saying she married a much OLDER man, she was just stating a fact and it is obvious that he is much older than Luann. Ramona apologized several times but The Discountess(Bethenny’s term) kept on bitching.
*Alex and Simon’s house- It is a shithole no matter how you slice it, the place should have been torn down a long time ago, and I can’t believe they live there with their 2 kids while the renovation is going on. Jill was right the place is a dump.
*Simon as an Author-OMG he is writing a book on child rearing? their kids are the biggest pains in the ass, rude and spoiled rotten. He’s delusional.
*Bethenny-I loved her pictures for the magazine, that girl has an outstanding body and although not what you’d call a “classic” beauty she is amazing looking. Luann’s comments about the re-touching were dripping with jealousy.

I love this show, it cannot compare to my love for the OC housewives but it’s a great appetizer before I can sink my teeth into another RHOC season.