2nd entry today I’m on a roll baby!
This is is for Stale Betty and anyone else who watches The Real Housewives of Orange County.
I am not even ashamed one little itty bit that I am HOOKED on this show like a crackho!
The new season is in full swing and so far it’s good, not my favorite but the fact that Lauri’s embalmed mug has only been on once is a big plus!
We have 1 new housewife and one new not-housewife.
I ask you, whyyyyy? are these unmarried women on a HOUSEWIFE show?
Back are 2 of the originals Vicki and Jeanna.
Tamra who was new last season and is finally kind of growing on me.That may be because I dislike the 2 newbies SO much!
Vicki: Still anal, still a workaholic and will always be woohooing in every episode.
She is not fond of Gretchen and I can’t blame her, my skin crawls at the sight of her but we’ll get to that in a minute.
Vicki’s kids are now both in college, I think. Her son is a complete drooling moron. Betty and I both think he has been hitting the bong often because...he looks and sounds high.
The daughter, could she be any more boring??? she doesn’t have any facial expressions except for that awful puckered disgusted look she sports always. I don’t get her.
Vicki and Jeanna both are plugging THIS and may I just say AIRBRUSH much??
Jeanna: Her husband moved out, and good riddance to his annoying rude ass.
I actually feel sorry for Jeanna, yes she is wealthy and lives in a great house etc. but her life just borderlines on shitty.
Her oldest son is an ass, her husband a bigger ass and she just doesn’t look happy, ever.
I hope her life gets better, I am a member of Team Jeanna.
Tamra: She calls herself the hottest OC housewife, I personally know two OC housewives that are way hotter! Y’all may know them as Smizzo and Friglet.
Anyway, she is two-faced and mean but she has some good in her down deep underneath the boobs and much Botox.
Lynne: New this season. She is so clueless! in a way that makes me want to hop on a plane to give her a good shake, is she mad??? she lets her underage daughters drink. She basically lets them do whatever the hell they want.
Those girls are worthless, one “graduated” from a “special” school for problem kids, she is just lazy and in need of some boundaries!
Again Betty and I call BONG on this one, she is all loosey goosey cool mom and must get high because no one could be so O.k with her daughters’ behavior.
Her oldest is shown at a bowling alley drunk off her butt, puking and acting like Courtney Love on Spring Break...Lynne just says “she’s my problem child”
OMG shoot me now.
Gretchen: Blegh!!!! in a few words she has major ho-ish ways which she calls “flirting”. She is engaged to Jeff who is old and dying of cancer.
So she shows her love and dedication to the man by calling his teenage kids down to help her take care of him. She goes to parties and to the lake for the weekend, leaving the kids to sit with their dad.
Tamra called her on her BS, and I agree. There is no way that I would be going on vacations or to be in a lame music video, the horse races, weekends at the lake etc. if my husband was in a hospital bed living his last days. I don’t care how young she is, or how hard his illness is on her!
I know the show works the editing to the max, but excuse me, the tramp was in a closet/bathroom with Tamra’s son drunk off her ass, kissing and telling him that he turns her on!
I hate to even think what seeing the show would have done to Jeff if he’d lived long enough to see it.
Then again he probably knew what he was in for like Betty said, he’d been married 5 times and then met Gretchen...unlucky in love or just a glutton for punishment? the old stereotypical older man going for the nearest young bimbo.
I could go on and on, but that would give y’all the impression that I have no life...Ha!
