I watched a bit of 2 shows that disturbed me last night.

Forever Martha was first and I just cannot believe someone could be so mean and just right out bitchy to their own mother, this is not Mommie Dearest, this is more like an assault on Martha Stewart by her daughter and her idiot friend.

I happen to like Martha, and yes she can be annoying in all her “perfection” but seriously? you’re going to bash your own mother on TV for money?
Why didn’t she just write a book instead?

Alexis(daughter) and her gross friend sit and watch Martha’s show and bash her, harshly...like the equivalent of a mallet on her face.
I say the friend is gross because she sits Indian-style on the couch and plays with her bare feet, and her feet look dirty and it grosses me out!

Alexis whines “I never had pretty parties like that” “I got in trouble for loading the dishwasher wrong” “she never taught me to sew...whine whine whine”!
How dare Martha not teach the little bitch to sew or throw her pretty parties?? she was too busy WORKING to support her ungrateful ass!
She was too busy making money to send her to private school, college and then....THEN after being “estranged” for a couple of years Alexis kisses her mother’s ass when she is getting married so Martha can pay and plan the wedding.
Now these to useless bitches have their won show?? why?

Then I watched a tiny bit of that show about kids beauty pageants, I don’t care to look up the link but y’all know which one it is I bet.
These little girls are pretty already but then they put them through hair and make-up until they look like 20 year old women in tiny little bodies, it disturbed me.
I did a few pageants as a kid but we didn’t wear make-up, maybe a little lip gloss and we wore age appropriate clothes, we were not paraded around like little stripper wannabes!
The day I wanted to quit and join the swim team my mom and dad said O.K and that was that. These mothers are all about living vicariously through their girls, and I am just talking about the ones I saw on the show, I’m sure there are plenty of responsible and supportive pageant parents too, the show shows you the bad and the ugly in my opinion.
The worst scenario was of a little girl whose hair has been bleached so blond that it looks like dried up straw when it’s down and natural, but they style it in huge puffy curls and make her up to look like Marylin Monroe...I think she’s 7. Her mother stands there doing all of the moves herself and coaching her while the kid is being coached, confusing? yep!
The mother was not a beauty queen I bet, seeing as in 2009 she is sporting a pastel pink SKORT! WTH?
Sickening to see children put on display and paraded around in skimpy clothes, it’s just so wrong.

O.K I’m done now, stepping off the soapbox and leaving it to the SUPERSTAR!

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I just found out that my hairstylist is moving to another salon, this is will be the 5th place I’ve followed her in 2 years...WTH??
I love her and she does my hair better than anyone ever has, but how many times to I have to do this?
Annoyance.

My boobs are still numb and I still can’t and don’t need to wear a bra so I just wear one of my newly acquired 50 or more camis, anyway last weekend JR and I met his parents for dinner and I had just sat down when JR whispered “Baby...your boob is out”
I was wearing a peasant style shirt and I didn’t feel it fall, I was showing the world a nipple. Nice.
I felt like Elaine on the “Nip” episode of Seinfeld.

I took a Benadryl at 6pm last night, so even though I did watch the RHOC Reunion I don’t remember anything, I kept dosing off and on. I will watch it tonight pre-Benadryl and we’ll discuss tomorrow.

Should friendships be hard work?
I ask this because I just sent my best girlfriend another “are you alive??” email.
I also sent a good HS friend a similar one.

I think I lose patience with them because they are not connected. They are only online for a few minutes at night and may or may not check email, I’m not saying it’s a bad thing necessarily, but that’s how I communicate with people for the most part.
I sent friend #1 an email last week and she just replied today, neither one of them text...yeah I know! WTH???

They both have work emails which they never check, I emailed one of them 3 weeks ago to ask her out to lunch and she didn’t open the email for 9 days!

Do you ever find yourself being closer and more connected to “online” friends?

Seriously, I don’t have the time to sit and talk on the phone for 30 minutes to find out little Jimmy got pit hair! freaking email me and send me a picture like normal people do!
I don’t want to have to HEAR about your Gyno appointment, send me a pic of your feet in stirrups that’s all it takes, right Friglet??

I bet they both think I’m the crazy one, “Freaking Sassy and her damn emails, why can’t she just call me at home after dinner?”

Sassy is busy after dinner, she is instant messaging! Ha ha ha!!

OMG! I just got a reply from Friend #2 y’all are going to love this!

What do you mean where have I been.  I’ve been right here.
Hey I got this email from someone inviting me to facebook and I do not know who she is how can I find out who she is? 

I know I sent her an invite a few months back, I bet that’s me she’s referring to!

I watched RHOC last night and I’m already missing those heifers, why didn’t I know that was the last episode of the season? now all I have is the reunion show next week.
I’m hoping all of the claws will come out in full force, OMG that would be awesome.

I hated to have to see Jo and Slade again those two slimeballs give me the creeps. (WTH was up with her hair? ewww!)
Lauri’s daughter Ashley? what a waste of skin! who the hell told her she knows anything about creating her own skin care line?
Gretchen, I started out not liking her and I still don’t. She is an attention ho and in that group it takes a lot to be known as the biggest attention ho!
Lynne never grew on me either, I still think she’s a big ole pot head.
Kimberly looks much better with more natural looking hair and not so overly made up.
Jeana, I really hope she can be happy with or without a man, I like her...go Team Jeana!!
Vicki is just Vicki.
Tamra...is just Tamra, and I want her tennis bracelet, OMG that was gorgeous! and it cost more than Gretchen’s Harley which I thought was great!!
It was good to see Tammy, she looks happy.

Did the 2 of you that watch this notice the reactions to Gretchen’s gifts???? did you see how uninterested they all were???
Okay Gretchen made this big ass-kissing speech about thanking the girls for being such good friends (they are SO not!) and blah blah blah, so they all open their bags and find a little tiny Coach wristlet, They all just kind of look at them and go “Ohhhh...” in a very non-animated way like when someone gives you a mint!
Then they all diss the gift and talk more trash about Gretchen, you just had to see it.
I just love how bitchy they all are, I love it you hear me??? LOVE the bitchiness!
I could never be so mean and stuff but it is kind of fun to watch them take it there...I’m sick, I know.

I cannot wait for next season, and I have a few suggestions for Bravo.
Leave Gretchen and Lynne OUT. Please do not smack us in the face with Jo and Slade EVER again! and no more shots of his nasty pasty feet in white flip flops.
They can keep Vicki’s kids out too, snoozers!
Betty? Jamie? y’all got any other suggestions for the perfect RHOC season?