I finally got a chance to watch the 2nd half of the Housewives episode, the thing that comes to mind most of all is how sleazy Gretchen is, and what a disgusting pig Slade is, seriously I’m not naive or a prude but those pictures taken of Gretchen were awful. I guess I’m old fashioned or something by today’s young people’s standards but I thought it was sickening, and I think that because of what we’ve seen “celebrities” doing in so-called sex*tapes etc. so much and so often, some people have become to see such things as the norm, and it’s not...it should not be.
I think of my own young daughter and I can tell you in all certainty that I would be absolutely brokenhearted, if she were to ever think so little of herself to engage in and POSE for pictures like that, drunk and exposed nude on the internet for ever.

I would not be able to show my face anywhere again if I were Gretchen, much less continue to appear on TV. I thought she’d done enough damage last season being a drunken idiot lifting her skirt up at a party, kissing and being man-handled by Ryan in the bathroom while her fiance was basically living out the last week of his life. That was just one episode.
She said she was grieving for Jeff and got caught up with the wrong people?? how about being there for his kids? how about showing respect for her family his and mostly herself.
She’s trash, and now she’s hooked up with Slade and the circle of sleaze is complete.

Jeana, she is so bitter! and it’s sad really because she was always the nicer one, the one who tried to keep the peace but she did stir the pot, I think she’s pissed and embarrassed that she had to ask Vicki for a loan, and was turned down. She’s going to try to sell her home and downsize from 9,000 sq. ft. to $5,000...let me get the violin k?
She has no idea how to live without spending crazy amounts of money, it seems that she did not have good financial advice or didn’t follow it, all she did was spend and now she’s pretty screwed.
At Lynn’s dinner she was bitchy and feeding the fire between Tamra and Gretchen.
I am totally over Jeana.

Lynn, her cuffs are just O.K if that is your style but they are trendy and won’t be around long, I think it’s great she has the line and is doing something that makes her happy, she just needs to expand her creative horizons if she wants to stay in the business,
She has an amazing body and you gotta give her some props, I really want to see what the face-lift does for her.
I thought it was not appropriate for her 17 year old daughter to stand outside her store in a tiny bikini waving at people passing by, again I’m showing my age I guess but I would not use my daughter as bait to get business, just like I would not let her drink and smoke and quit high school.
I guess I will never have a reality show huh?

Tamra, it saddens me that she and Simon are going through a rough time, financial problems can break up the happiest of marriages, I really hope they are able to get help and work it out, They seem to be very much in love, I think Simon is not comfortable being on the show or Tamra being so exposed, he’s starting to ask her to tone down the low-cut dresses and things like that, in her blog she said that he was holding out and did not want to do this season, he’s trying to protect his family I think, they are both under a lot of pressure.

Vicki, she kicks ass no matter what. Vickie lives her life to build security for herself and her family, I think the economy has little or no effect on her business, she seemed her regular secure self.
She seems happier with Donn and that’s good, I hope they make it, he’s just s good ole guy.

I think Tamra looks the best, sorry Peggy! she has an amazing body and works had to keep it that way. I could not believe it when she said she’s 47...I have no excuse, she has 5 years on me.

Bring on episode 2 and the new housewife, one thing I hope I don’t see much of is the famous Skytops they wear, I’ really tired of those.

What did y’all think? what did I forget to mention?

For those 2 or 3 of you that watch RHONYC I’m throwing up a few bullets about the last 2 episodes.

*Luann-How funny that she claims to be an expert on class and wrote an etiquette book, but yet talks with her mouth full at every meal, gross.
*Kelly-Who cares and why is she on the show? she adds nothing to it at all.
*Alex and Simon- Not shocked to find out they met on a “hook-up” site while looking for a one night stand, they are so oogie!
*Jill-I love her love her love her!
*Bethenny- My girl. She is beyond funny and I love her one-liners, she is Misty kind of funny which is a huge compliment.
*Ramona-She is SO high strung!
*Ramona pissing Luann off by saying she married a much OLDER man, she was just stating a fact and it is obvious that he is much older than Luann. Ramona apologized several times but The Discountess(Bethenny’s term) kept on bitching.
*Alex and Simon’s house- It is a shithole no matter how you slice it, the place should have been torn down a long time ago, and I can’t believe they live there with their 2 kids while the renovation is going on. Jill was right the place is a dump.
*Simon as an Author-OMG he is writing a book on child rearing? their kids are the biggest pains in the ass, rude and spoiled rotten. He’s delusional.
*Bethenny-I loved her pictures for the magazine, that girl has an outstanding body and although not what you’d call a “classic” beauty she is amazing looking. Luann’s comments about the re-touching were dripping with jealousy.

I love this show, it cannot compare to my love for the OC housewives but it’s a great appetizer before I can sink my teeth into another RHOC season.

I went bra shopping today, something that used to be a frustrating nightmare was so much fun this time!
I didn’t have to look for hours for the right size or one close to it, all I had to do was find the bras I liked and get my size to go try on.
It’s been almost 3 months since I’ve worn a bra and I still don’t really need one, but with some tops the headlights are too noticeable for my taste, and that of JR’s when we’re in public.
A perfect D cup! that’s me! this is all still so freaking cool!
It’s like putting on a glove, everything just fits as it should and the bra actually enhances and doesn’t pull, tug or hurt in any way.

I just had to share that, I know I’m probably making y’all sick with all the boob talk.
I’m off to settle down with a cup of tea and catch up on Real Housewives of NY, it’s not RHOC but I do enjoy Jill and Bethenny.

I watched RHOC last night and I’m already missing those heifers, why didn’t I know that was the last episode of the season? now all I have is the reunion show next week.
I’m hoping all of the claws will come out in full force, OMG that would be awesome.

I hated to have to see Jo and Slade again those two slimeballs give me the creeps. (WTH was up with her hair? ewww!)
Lauri’s daughter Ashley? what a waste of skin! who the hell told her she knows anything about creating her own skin care line?
Gretchen, I started out not liking her and I still don’t. She is an attention ho and in that group it takes a lot to be known as the biggest attention ho!
Lynne never grew on me either, I still think she’s a big ole pot head.
Kimberly looks much better with more natural looking hair and not so overly made up.
Jeana, I really hope she can be happy with or without a man, I like her...go Team Jeana!!
Vicki is just Vicki.
Tamra...is just Tamra, and I want her tennis bracelet, OMG that was gorgeous! and it cost more than Gretchen’s Harley which I thought was great!!
It was good to see Tammy, she looks happy.

Did the 2 of you that watch this notice the reactions to Gretchen’s gifts???? did you see how uninterested they all were???
Okay Gretchen made this big ass-kissing speech about thanking the girls for being such good friends (they are SO not!) and blah blah blah, so they all open their bags and find a little tiny Coach wristlet, They all just kind of look at them and go “Ohhhh...” in a very non-animated way like when someone gives you a mint!
Then they all diss the gift and talk more trash about Gretchen, you just had to see it.
I just love how bitchy they all are, I love it you hear me??? LOVE the bitchiness!
I could never be so mean and stuff but it is kind of fun to watch them take it there...I’m sick, I know.

I cannot wait for next season, and I have a few suggestions for Bravo.
Leave Gretchen and Lynne OUT. Please do not smack us in the face with Jo and Slade EVER again! and no more shots of his nasty pasty feet in white flip flops.
They can keep Vicki’s kids out too, snoozers!
Betty? Jamie? y’all got any other suggestions for the perfect RHOC season?