What do you value most in other people?
HONESTY!!

If you could only see black and white except for one color, what color would you choose to see?
Pink, of course.

You have a 10 minute speech to give at a high school, what is it about?
They know it all at that age right???
I would tell them to work hard, an education is something no one can ever take away from them.

Manic Monday

I just posted a private entry, but then I ran across this at Chatty’s and thought “Oh why not?”

1. Someone knocks on your door. You have not seen this person in years. You were once great friends. Who would you like it to be and why?
My friend Lucy, because I haven’t seen her in over 30 years except on Facebook.

2. What do you think would be a great song title that isn’t one? Who do you want to record it?
“Sassy and Misty sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g”.  I would want Ashton to record it…is that wrong? LMAO!

3. You are having a party. If I’m invited, what should I bring? Wine and your walking shoes for later, we are going shopping baby!

4. If your spouse or s/o cheated with a one night stand while away, would you really want to know? Yes. He can tell me all about it while I gouge his eyes out with a spork! (I always tell JR that, it’s scarier than saying I’d shoot him Ha ha!)

5. How long does it take for a house guest to drive you bonkers? Depends on the houseguest.

6. If you could pick a new color for the sky, what would you pick? Pink.

7. What did you think of the Olympics? I have not watched in several years.

8. What’s the stupidest lie that someone really thought you’d believe? “We’re just friends”

9. What was the best day you had in high school? Tell us about it. Decorating the Freshman hall for Homecoming, we played “Hey Mickey” over and over again and also making out with Jay afterward while waiting for our parents to pick us up

10. Name something that you have in your home that you are sure most people don’t. A DVD set of “Friglet and Smizzo in Vegas: Uncensored”

11. Do you think homophobia is a choice? Yep!

QUESTIONS:

1. What is your name? (my real name)
2. What is your favorite food? Italian
3. What is your hometown? Dallas Texas
4. What is your favorite color? PINK!!
5. What is your favorite movie? Gone With The Wind
6. What is your favorite drink? Water
7. What is your dream vacation? Greece
8. What is your favorite dessert? White Chocolate Cheesecake
9. What is one word to describe yourself? Happy
10. How are you feeling right now? Fuzzy-headed
11. What do you love most in the world? Family
12. What do you want to be when you grow up? Ladylike

DIRECTIONS:

* Go to Google image search.
* Type in your answer to each question.
* Choose a picture from the first page.
* Use this website (http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php) or photoshop to make your collage.
Now all of you do it!!

Since nothing is ever simple for me, I had a hard time finding an appropriate picture for my name. Does my name mean whore in another language or what huh?
Seriously...WTH????

First I came across this beauty:

Then there is this one…

You can see it better in Flickr and with notes.

I find it ironic that my last answer was “ladylike” but yet I posted that painting(??). There is apparently no hope for me.

Edit-I had the following email exchange with Peggy after her comment:

Her Comment- So is your real name Ferris? Is that what that means?
Or dick sucker?  HAHAHA!!!

Me- Bwah ha ha!! OMG shut up Peggy!!!! LMAO!

Peggy-Hey, I’m just trying to figure out what to call you. “Sassy” doesn’t quite fit anymore.  HAHAHA!

Me-”Filthy c*cksucker” ???

Peggy-Filthy c*cksucker it is You dirty dirty whore!

Me- It fits right? glad I could help!

Peggy-Only if I can be called SkankassHo!

Me-I prefer “Skanktastic Ho” sounds classier!

Peggy- That has a ring to it

I love you guys!!! you make me laugh every single day!