I’ve decided to stop blogging, it’s not like I have been doing much of it anyway.

The thrill is gone baby.

Everyone I became close with is now stamped on my blackberry, Twitter, or email list anyway.
I’ll still read blogs and comment, those of you who are still around...this is sad y’all!
What happened? did we just get too busy? what?

After 10 years and who knows how many blogs, I’m out of here.

Love you all so so so so much!

I ran across this today, and I can’t tell y’all what I thought because I didn’t click on a single link. I’m obviously the laziest blogger ever.
Give me credit for caring to look up ways to get out of my slump, even if I didn’t care enough to read and follow the “program”
This is why it’s a good thing I’m not any type of ‘aholic . because I know I would get to step 2 and think “to hell with this, it’s too much work”.

I guess I can just keep providing P*rn to keep your interest.

Why aren’t you people blogging???
Do you know that you are causing me great distress? I have to actually WORK, when I could be reading and laughing and commenting…

I need more blogs to read but I’m a blog snob, I am very selective about how I waste my employers’ precious time K?

If you are not blogging I think you should fulfill your obligation to me your faithful reader, by at least suggesting blogs I can read, this does not get you off the hook AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...Slackers!

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Dear Smizzo & Friglet,

Lately it has come to our (our = Misty & Monica) attention that you have been a couple of slack asses when it comes to updating your blogs and keeping us in the loop regarding what is going on in your lives.  Smizzo, we will admit, you have been better than Friglet, but seriously, a step above shit… well, it still smells like shit.  We have been in this thing for too long for you two to start getting all lazy on us.  I mean we are talking YEARS now.  We have put up with followed you through all your domain changes, we have shared WAY TOO MUCH TMI type information with you two, We have flown across the U.S. to meet you.  In a nutshell, we have invested quite a bit into this relationship we have, for you two to go and f*ck it all up.

Get off your asses and post.  Friglet - you owe us some information, get on it.  I think we can make it through this rough patch if you two start pulling your weight in this friendship.  I hope we don’t have to have this discussion again, or SO HELP US.

Love,
Misty & Monica

P.S. Seriously, we are not kidding - get on the ball or the rabbit gets it!

I am trying really hard to get my bloggin mojo back, but it’s a sad state of affairs when I can’t even think of a title and have to just throw the date up there, lame!

Michele asked me how many shirt sizes I have gone down, that would be three. Now I am actually the same size on the top and bottom which is something I have not seen since before I had The Girl twentysomethin’ years ago.

Damn I’m old.
But my boobs, they are brand spanking new can I get a Woo-Hooo?
That reminds me, is anyone else watching Real Housewives of Orange County? we’ve got to discuss, that show is like crack and a 5 car pile-up on the highway that I can’t NOT watch.

Time for more coffee and an attempt to get in work mode.